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A large, slow, slob of a man who does not get up for class in the morning but rather sleeps all day and lives within his own stench and gasses from the previous night out drinking.
'you piece of old lazy shit, you're such a fucking slozar'

'you slozar'

'man get up... you slozar..you're worse than a wilderedbeast!!'
by Clyde Wood August 18, 2006

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