a hip group of turtles that know good internet service when they see it
the slowskys are comcast spokesturtles of the year
by carlos stockton August 13, 2006
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Two turtles who consist of Mr. Slowsky, and Mrs. Slowsky. They appear in the new and somewhat old Comcast internet connection commercials.
The slowskys love slow and steady.
by The Funky Chicken July 11, 2008
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A person who plays video games rather than going to school, or work, or anything outside of the house. Loves to eat hot cheetos. Always chews with their mouth open and first word of any response is "well...." as they are slow to think of something to say. Slowski's tend to be above average on size. Usually has hands in pockets of jeans or sweatshirt, hat is usually towards a side.
"Come on Slowski! Put the xbox controller down!"
by cheetohater February 4, 2010
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Someone who takes their time...refuses to rush through life.
A Slowsky may post a mere two or three well thought out tweets in a day instead of hundreds saying little.
by angeleyes9 January 3, 2014
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