A person of female origin known not only to get around a lot, but also to not really notice that she is doing it (basically to dumb to realize she's a hoe; i.e. a blond).
"yo bro, i fucked that alice chick the other day"
"what?! me too, but she told me she was a virgin!"
"serious? she told me that too, what a slow hoe"
by britten92 August 26, 2008
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Someone who takes much longer than they should to complete any simple task.
Jeff is such a Slow Ass Hoe. He went to go wash his hands 20 minutes ago and he's still not back.
by pvrismore December 3, 2016
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