Slow Ass Hoe

Someone who takes much longer than they should to complete any simple task.

Jeff is such a Slow Ass Hoe. He went to go wash his hands 20 minutes ago and he's still not back.

Slow Ass Hoe by pvrismore December 3, 2016

Slow Ass Gingy 

One of the most important creatures Known to man, Sexy Animal

Bob- Hey I saw a Slow Ass Gingy Yesterday.
John-Wow I bet you got a hard on

Slow Ass Gingy by BoomBox420 July 23, 2009

Slow-ass affect

When a person/animal is being more of a clumsy dumbass than they were and they still haven't realized how much of a idiot they become.

1: hey dude how are you doing?
2:huh?
1:I said how are you doing?
2:what?
1:nevermind. (this dude got the slow-ass affect)

Slow-ass affect by Damned guy 01 September 13, 2023

Ripping Slow Ass 

A quiet, lengthy, or series of lengthy, stinky farts, as if leaking out uncontrollably, over a minimum duration of 2 minutes.

Damn, this dog is ripping slow ass right now

Ripping Slow Ass by CBslimjim September 16, 2019

The slow-ass effect 

A person who starting to become a clumsy dumbass and yet still hasn't realized why they're mostly ignored in society.

Person 1: hey dude have you seen that car accident next to us?
Person 2: ....what?
Person 1: damn the slow-ass effect is getting in to him

The slow-ass effect by Damned guy 01 September 13, 2023

Bitch ass slow 

When someone is walking, moving, or especially driving extremely slow.

While driving on the freeway, Nathan yelled at the car in the fast lane that was driving the speed limit "Why the fuck are you driving so bitch ass slow?!??"

Bitch ass slow by teamcallis July 31, 2022

Slowassery

Usually someone who is awfully slow...all them time or someone you would call a slow ass.

John kept messing up on purpose so I told him to get out of here with your slowassery.

Slowassery by LilSpicyy August 29, 2018