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Someone who is slow on learning or figuring out simple things.
i.e. Jokes, or social site buttons.
Timmy is such a slowass. He didnt get it when i told him that freaky Jenn sucks ass literally and then he asked me how to post a status on facebook.
by Jazzi Jizz July 08, 2011
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