your grandmother has a sloppy vagina
by zoombafu69 December 12, 2011
The Sloppy Vagina Theorem (SVT) states that if a girl is still a virgin and has never used her vagina then she has no need for upkeep and it will more than likely be sloppy.
Thomas: Man I'd love to fuck Audry
Charlie: Dude she's never her vagina before
Thomas: Fuck that means its sloppy
Charlie: Damn SVT...
The SVT (Sloppy Vagina Theorem)
Charlie: Dude she's never her vagina before
Thomas: Fuck that means its sloppy
Charlie: Damn SVT...
The SVT (Sloppy Vagina Theorem)
by Cbuck25 August 28, 2009
When a man inserts himself into a girl, but his penis retracts into his stomach and then he bleeds every where.
Sean: "We lost Tim last night. What happened?"
Jim: "I heard he got a Sloppy Man Vagina."
Sean: "OH MY GOD!"
Jim: "I heard he got a Sloppy Man Vagina."
Sean: "OH MY GOD!"
by FAPFAPFAPFAP November 14, 2008