slopopatomus 

when a woman gets sloppy drunk and acts a fool. usually involving crying, slapping (always involves the complete humiliation of herself and her man...or, in some cases, where the woman is a fat tard, her 'beer-pong partner')

kristen was a slopopatomus at spencer's birthday. someone needs to tell that bitch to lay off the four locos!!!

slopopatomus by dangerdave4209 March 9, 2011

slopopotamus 

(noun) A girl who's so drunk that she turns into a sloppy hippopotamus, knocking over everyone and everything.

"When Dina walked out the club, she turned into a slopopotamus!" -The Situation, Jersey Shore

"This gay bar is full of slopopotamuses. Who let all of these women in here?" -Uncredited

slopopotamus by Jolifer March 5, 2011

slopopotamus 

a fat chick acting sloppy, regardless of where she is

What a slopopotamus

slopopotamus by thomasbelvader March 4, 2011

slopapotomus 

A combination between a slop tart and a hippopotamus. A girl that cant handle her alcohol that is falling down drunk and crying. She usually is not very attractive.

Man when Deena was walking home from the club tonight she was being a slopapotomus

slopapotomus by soccergodking March 5, 2011

Sloppopotomus 

A Sloppopotomus is a drunk, fat girl that tries to get with you at the bar. Sloppopotomus is derived from the latin: sloppimus maximus opottomus, meaning fat sloppy pig.

Most likely she will give you a rimjob without asking, dont worry about being clean down there, that soppy bitch wont care anyway.

Yo, i was at the club and this sloppopotomus waddled up and was all up on me. She was hammered and tried to jersey turnpike on my dizzle. She bent over and i swear i could smell her stank puss!

Sloppopotomus by boomstick12345 March 7, 2011

Slopopotamus 

Someone who is very sloppy or messy

"Ryan is so drunk right now"
"I know, what a slopopotamus!"

Slopopotamus by Nikkix92 December 5, 2017

Slopopotamus 

(n) Associate Story Producers of Reality TV that graduated from Emerson College.

Matt is a Slopopotamus, obviously.

Plural: Matt and Deena are slopopotami.

Slopopotamus by Dorismorris March 4, 2011