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Slopitch 

When a girl is straddling you and aggressively fingering herself to the point of extreme wetness, then sticks her fingers in your mouth... so far down your throat you gag.
Dude, I got slopitched so hard last night by this chick I picked up.
Slopitch by fundave8 October 26, 2019

SopitaDripp 

A Brand created by a Down South Florida youngin that sells modern clothing and an upcoming YouTube star
yo SopitaDripp hoodies are fire bro. Did you see the new ones ?
n. An individual who, while under the influence of alcohol, becomes so overly sloppy that it would seem like he or she had eight arms to knock shit over with.
Kevin: Jesus, that girl just knocked over the pong table, threw her drink, and broke the back door window!

Colin: Dude sloptapus
Sloptapus by ROONSKER May 6, 2011

sloptart 

a dumb slut that is so drunk that she acts like she is retarded
At first i wanted to get with holly at the party, but she was being a total sloptart.
sloptart by Drew Tipsy September 11, 2007

slopity topity 

The utmost best thing a man with a penis can achieve. Most men like it nice and slow and women usually don’t want your hands pushing on their “head”.
Person 1: “Bro I just got the best slopity topity from Susan!”
Person 2: “Isn’t Susan your sister?”

sloptardism

A person typically male who proclaims to subscribe to the sloppy mechanics mentality but use half-witted terms such as "send it" and "hit it with your purse". Even worse is that they like to use made up names for objects that already have perfectly usable names such as "turbo charger", these names include "China Choo Choo Boi" and "Spooly Boi". When gathered in large numbers an inexplicable number of bad "4L60E" and "80's Shit Box" memes are created in an effort to impress each other and prove they are worth of being an alpha sloptard.
Excuse him, he suffers from a bad case of sloptardism.
sloptardism by _mlp_ January 10, 2019