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Slipballs 

The act of squeesing the left testicle, twisting it counter clockwise four times. Compress the left testicle, you can use great force, or a hammer/mallet if you need to. Take the right testicle and twist it clockwise seven times. Then make a loop with your left testicle, as you would a shoelace. Forcefull insert your right testicle through the loop. Twist both testicles in opposite directions like a double helix. After this, make another loop with your right testicle and push your left testicle through that loop. Then release your testicles. The compression of the left nut will make it near impossible to undo. Then slide your right nut up and down just like a slip knot. To undo, use icy hot. Dont forget to Crisco your balls before hand. Enjoy.
Once the hot bitches saw my SlipBalls, they wanted me inside them.
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slowballer 

a guy who takes his sweet time to cum during sex even though she is totally ready to finish.
Ughh, fucking Jonny is so exhausting, he always takes so much time! He's such a slowballer.
slowballer by SMBerlin February 10, 2018

grassy snowballs

An excessively hairy, untamed set of testicles that were submerged in fresh snowfall.

*May or may not be the precursor to a cold tea bag.
"Jerome, what are you doing out there naked, we're in the middle of a snow storm. I'm creating some grassy snowballs, go get the camera Barbara Anne!"

"We're in the middle of a heated moment, and he left me to go outside in the freezing cold snow event completely nude.....he comes back and tries to give me a cold tea bag with those grassy snowballs".
grassy snowballs by mr. gmoney December 27, 2010

Sozballs 

an alternative way of saying sorry
Oh my god. I just ran over your dog. Sozballs!
Sozballs by sozballs December 7, 2010

A snowballs chance in hell

A phrase used to describe something with a very low possibilty of happening/succeeding.

(Plays on the idea that hell is hot so the snow would melt)
Guy 1: I'm so guna hit that!
Guy 2: Dude, you ain't got a snowballs chance in hell.

Slowball 

The 0.25x speed gamemode version of Haxball where you have about 7 years to react to moves.
Fantastic for fantastically mediocre players.
user 1: skullie's the greatest slowball player of all time
user 2: alal mon visage
Slowball by notskull99 June 26, 2021

a snowballs chance in hell

The chance a snowball has before it is obliterated by the fire and brimstone of hell, kind of like the chance frosty the snowman has against a military grade flamethrower or popsicle against the heat of the sun
"theres a snowballs chance in hell of that guy jumping that and not breaking every bone in his body"