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sleep-poop
Guy: man, he slooped all over the couch at the party last night!

Guy 2: nasty, bro! clean it up!
by murrryyy marffyyyyy December 20, 2010
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1.
A vagina that hangs open freely.
With all the guys you have banged, I bet your sloop cant even hold back a piss anymore.
by Adam Harigast February 02, 2005
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2.
a fore-and-aft rigged boat with one mast and a single jib
The sloop was moored to the dock.
by katie g March 20, 2006
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3.
The act of somebody falling asleep on the toilet during or after defecation.
Dick: Ah man he got so trashed the he slooped at the party.
Jane: Ah man, thats hilarious.

Or

Historical reference: Elvis was slooping when he died.
by The Sloop Master April 21, 2010
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4.
a stoop that slopes down on an angle providing space for seating
Daniel sat on the sloop because there was no available seating.
by Halimah Harden May 27, 2008
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5.
To take ones hand in a semi-pinch and sweep away.
I just wanted to sloop it up.
by Djspin13 July 15, 2010
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6.
An indescribably rancid, thin sludge like material. Smells foul and is found in certain locations such as: Under the fridge, in the drain, in tubby kid's 'pits, and 7 day old coffee.

Do not eat the sloop.
Eugh, I found some sloop in my locker. I'm gonna order some HAZMAT people or something.
by Crunch Demon March 23, 2010
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7.
Similar to a shart, a sloop is the action of accidentally defecating in your sleep. This generally results in a sticky poo mess in the morning.
Remember that time slanty-eyed Paul slooped? He woke up in the middle of the night covered in his own excrement. Good times.
by JRitz January 28, 2009
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