basically, a chicken with a slong , it may be impossiable but its funny and catchy to say .
A chicken with a huge penis
Used as an insult
A chicken with a huge penis
Used as an insult
shut up you chicken slong
by Cupofteawithwings June 14, 2010
a small, slightly pouched, triangular piece of material, (easily mistaken for a facemask) that is actually revealing underwear for the male slong. A g-string for men.
slong thongs come in many sizes and colours, and there are even novel designs such as edible candy slong thongs, leather versions, and slong thongs in the shape of animals and other objects.
slong thongs come in many sizes and colours, and there are even novel designs such as edible candy slong thongs, leather versions, and slong thongs in the shape of animals and other objects.
while in the sex shop, hannah's friends were in hysterics as she tried on a slong thong, thinking it was a colourful gag.
hannah- "geez these things are shoddy, what's the third string for? doesn't fit very well, and it smells kinda funky.."
charlee- "i hope to god no-one has tried that on..."
kristy- "this all male strip show is great, but i wish they would rip their slong thongs off already!"
hannah- "geez these things are shoddy, what's the third string for? doesn't fit very well, and it smells kinda funky.."
charlee- "i hope to god no-one has tried that on..."
kristy- "this all male strip show is great, but i wish they would rip their slong thongs off already!"
by _Hannah_ November 19, 2006
by Home's March 16, 2015
The act of sticking your long slimy black COCK up the nasal cavity of a gorilla while shouting "RIP MY NIGGA HARAMBE!"
Visitor: Hello sir, could I participate in a Slong Jong with this gorilla?
Zookeeper: Why most certainly! Yes, come on in.
Zookeeper: Why most certainly! Yes, come on in.
by batcarpet August 28, 2016
When a man lights his penis on fire and has sex with a woman. It also frequently refers to the act of intercourse with a lit penis.
Hey do you want to go to a movie tonight? I can't, I have to get skin grafts because I gave my girlfriend the flaming slong last night.
by Gerbil Wellington September 16, 2010
Teegan is one of the only females to have a huge long slong that’s comes into the room 5 minutes after she does
by longslonggg May 12, 2020