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1.
A species of human beings that walk slowly everywhere and block your path.
Sam: Dude, why are you so late?
Dude: Slomo sapiens. Fucking slomo sapiens.
Sam: Oh, got it.
by hwip July 15, 2011
 
2.
Very lazy person. Someone who doesn't get in a hurry.
That guy never gets in a hurry! He's such a SloMo Sapien!
by Street65 November 06, 2013