slomo sapiens

A species of human beings that walk slowly everywhere and block your path.

Sam: Dude, why are you so late?
Dude: Slomo sapiens. Fucking slomo sapiens.
Sam: Oh, got it.

slomo sapiens by hwip July 16, 2011

SloMo Sapien 

Very lazy person. Someone who doesn't get in a hurry.

That guy never gets in a hurry! He's such a SloMo Sapien!

SloMo Sapien by Street65 November 6, 2013