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Swagafucked 

1. to be fucked in the asshole by swagger

2: full of swag, energized by swag
Foiool 1: this shit is dope, bruh. its fucking ghetto. you want some?
Foiool 2: aigh, nigga. dayum, i feel hella swagafucked right now.
Swagafucked by TheBigFoiools December 16, 2010

Slugfucking 

Having sex with a man whilst his penis is flaccid.
Hey Steph, do you know what slugfucking is?
Slugfucking by TheRealKebert February 8, 2010

pokey slowfuck

Specifically, an individual whose car moves approximately one tenth of the speed it should be moving at.

These people may be found pulling out in front of you for no goddamn reason and slamming on their brakes. Such an event may prompt outbursts of wtf or "you flaming cuntwaffle."

When applied in general usage, the term can refer to any jerk or asshole.
"(whistling to self while driving)...JESUS! What the FUCK! Goddamn.... goddamn pokey SLOWFUCK!"

"Yeah, that guy's such a ... he's such a pokey slowfuck."
"Pokey slowfuck?"
"...yeah. What?"
pokey slowfuck by Chalupamonk June 8, 2004

Slugfuck 

When you cum on a girls ass or back and then slowly drag her across the floor on wherever you came, thus leaving a slug-like trail behind her.
Matt: "dude I came all over her ass last night.."
Lucas: "I hope you slugfucked her!"
Matt: "of course! I dragged her across the carpet and you could see the trail!"
Slugfuck by ReptilianQueen2K16 August 14, 2017

slugfuck 

A general state of chaos or disarray. Similar to clusterfuck.

Etymology:

The ancient British originally used the word 'fuckslug' in situations where the word 'fuckton' was too hyperbolic and generally just over the top. With a decline in the use of slugs as a mass unit, the seventeenth century saw a reversal of the word into 'slugfuck', and a further evolution of its meaning to the current usage.
Rob: Wait a second - is it ton, tonne, or tun? God, this whole system is a complete slugfuck.

Steve: I know. Fucking brits.

Rebecca: Seriously.
slugfuck by ploomp December 23, 2011

slugfuck 

Punching a woman in the head while you're fucking her
"When I was banging Lisa, I didn't know what to do with my hands ... so I slugfucked her !" Synonym: 'LoveTaps'
slugfuck by MrHunghorse June 28, 2007
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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