Slothliness 

1) A human being who is proud of their chosen sedimentary lifestyle. Displaying traits of laziness and the ability to sit around for days on end, eating little and doing even less. Their biological clock tends to be set 5-10 hours behind the social norm. You will wait days for a response to any attempts at communication.

2) Someone of superior intelligence who is too lazy to do anything else then to sit around and do nothing but play video games and scam the government for free hand outs.

3) A dole bludging bogon.

Your slothliness is getting in the way of your becoming a millionaire.

Slothliness by Jacoster, Arinar April 3, 2011

Slothiness 

to be attached to; and or cling on another as if they were a branch

Did you see Connie's slothiness last night? she was all over Bobby like she was clinging to a limb for dear life.

Slothiness by adhjskadhkahjkda March 14, 2011

Sloshiness 

The feeling one gets after consuming a significant amount of liquid.

Danny was overwhelmed with sloshiness after consuming his tenth pint.

Sloshiness by Em&Danny November 24, 2014

Slobliest 

Act of being a slob

These are the slobliest people I've ever seen.

Slobliest by anonymous November 7, 2023

slobless 

No head, no bitches and absolutely untouched by the opposite gender.

“Mike gets no women. He will probably remain slobless for the rest of his life.”

slobless by Thebitchpro69 January 5, 2024

Soak Up The Sloppiness 

A phrase: An act of doing either cocaine or some kind of speed to readjust the brain outside of the out of control nature alcohol inherently gives a person.

I gotta do a bump of something to soak up the sloppiness because I might get into trouble.

Soak Up The Sloppiness by user420247 March 4, 2022