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slobber chopper

A buck toothed bastard who has an offensive face, over populated by tombstone sized teeth and a goofy twat laugh. They are never short of having a ill informed bigoted opinion or a supply of irritating goofy laughs, often accompanied by spindles of repulsive saliva ....
God I hate that stupid slobber chopper bitch, I would like to smash her face in with a golf club. Again, I really should not have married her !
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Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer 

Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.

Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.
Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.

Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.

Slobbery Long John

Also known as "Slobbery Long Jawn".

After receiving a blow job from a girl on the top bunk of bunk beds, the act of jumping down to the ground in such a way that your slobbery, erect penis slaps the person occupying the bottom bunk in the face.
Now you are really gonna get it... I was only going to shroom slap you, but now I'm going to give you a slobbery long john!

Slobber Copter 

When you get your dick sucked and right after it has been sucked by a female preferably, you perform the helicopter with your penis
After Abigail sucked my dick I started swinging my slobber copter
Slobber Copter by ChazBente November 17, 2018

slobber bob 

Ocean City LEGEND and ICON. Frequently found walking the streets and beaches of Ocean City, NJ usually with his hands on his hips and talking to everyone he meets.
I saw Slobber Bob walking by the Music Pier.

Bobber Slobber

The accumulation of a copious amount of salvia around the base of the penis shaft, sometimes even dousing and soaking the ball sack, from a person that salivates heavily while giving head. May also be a result of intense deep throating action as well.
Steve couldn't believe how much bobber slobber Rhonda left on his man sack. His balls were drenched.
Bobber Slobber by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015

slobber pocket 

Lori loves when Chris goes down on her Slobber Pocket
slobber pocket by CHRISTIAN LYZE December 6, 2013