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A state of being overwhelmed by life in general. Can be positive or negative.

Neg: charactised by a loss of direction in life, and a lack of passion for anything. laziness, apathy

Pos: Characterised by a general sense of euphoria even in situations that do not call for it. Passion for doing things one would normally not do.

Symptoms include: dizziness, sense of intoxication, confusion, apathy, mood swings, hyper, overly positve or negative for long periods of time
Jason seems slizzid, he just been layin around his house and won't even chill with his friends anymore. Said he don't even care about gettin a job anymore.

-"Man, i am straight slizzid right now! been on the move all day cleaning up and sh*t. man, today is a good day"

-shut up man, you acting slizzard , you must been drinkin that jagerade.
Slizzid by jprest13 July 13, 2010
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something a black man called me in jail after i had been arrested for public intoxication
"Damn! you slizzed!?"
slizzed by jamesjoneschicago January 1, 2006
Beyond drunk; the level past being drunk where you barely know your name or what the hell is going on.
"Damn I got slizzed at that party. I woke up the next day and didn't know why I wasn't wearing pants."
slizzed by Ch3lsea November 16, 2007
befo i leave the house im slizzin on the goose
slizzin by MKG July 29, 2008
Boot tut, that bottle of wine got you slizzed!
slizzed by Jenn March 18, 2004

Hot sizzidy sauce

An exclamation used to express extreme excitement or enthusiasm. Use all capitals for added effect.
Uardo: Did you see that the Cubs just fired Jim Hendry?

Aaron: HOT SIZZIDY SAUCE!
Hot sizzidy sauce by Scotty TJ December 7, 2010
The act of being tired and sucking off the crucifix at the same time. You'll get a sponsor by Uncle Toby's making a new biscuit called "Its just a prank bro!" the content of these biscuits are 90% melatonin and 10% mercury giving you that slizzed feeling.
Ali: I got slizzed last night

ur mum : Wow how did the cookies taste?

Ali: yeah, average
Slizzed by TheOneAndOnlyDude111 February 15, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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