Before I leave the house
I'm slizzard on a goose
And I'm higher than a plane
So a nigga really loose
by Bp28 June 1, 2007
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Slizzard as in the song "like a G6"... soccer mom slizzard is when your at a party with 30+ year old woman or MILFS and they are all getting drunk as fuck, and crawling all over the younger men. Everyone has experienced women doing this. If you can think of a time you have never been with woman getting soccer mom slizzard you are a liar.
Yo man, Cindy's mom was so soccer mom slizzard when I banged her.

I was at a party with all these milfs and they were soccer mom slizzard.

That chick is soccer mom slizzard.
by HolyDiver2500 July 19, 2013
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The state of being excessively drunk. Erroneously said to be derived from the song 'Like a G6' by 'The Far East Movement' when the actual source was OutKast's So Fresh, So Clean.
"YKK on yo zippa lick you like a lizard
When I'm slizzard or sober 6 million ways to fold ya"
by poundy May 24, 2015
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Slizzard : A Word Used To Describe a Complete And Total Dumbass, Idiot , Moron , Shit For Brains Person
You see mcjohnny over there ? He is such a slizzard that it’s not funny. Jesus Christ That Guy Has Problems
by iHateSlizzards September 14, 2020
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When you are so drunk that you do nasty shit like taking people's abandoned drinks at the bar.
I knew I was slizzard nasty when I woke up next to a 60-year-old man
by Satanspetiguans June 5, 2019
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