slinkeh

A hacker that protects little lamers in chat rooms. Hates yahoo and other companies.Has a website www.slinkys-elite.com and www.masters-of-yahoo.com . Also has a hacking crew Masters Of Yahoo

! ! ! M-O-Y ! ! ! Owner Slinkeh: YOU GET OFF THE MIC OR DIE
lamer: -screams at his screen fills up with message boxes-

slinkeh by Slinkeh September 12, 2005

Slinkers 

a well known deviant, from the UK, who makes funny flashes about anime and harry potter, and various other things...
(found on deviantart)

Have you seen that rubber ducky slinkers flash?

Oh yeah! That was genius!

Slinkers by thecatofdeath487 November 7, 2009

The Slinkshot 

A sexual maneuver which results in extreme joy for both parties. It is accomplished with these ten easy steps.

1. Place condom on penis.
2. Bone.
3. Complete Boning.
4. Withdraw penis from vagina.
5. Remove condom.
6. Man takes condom in hands, open end facing towards his partner.
7. Pull closed end of condom back as far as possible and release while holding open end in place.
8. This will expel the contents all over the woman, resulting in extreme joy.
9. Discard condom in conspicuous location, such as a trashcan, parent's bed, or seminary.
10. Rinse and repeat.

"Yeah, when I did the slinkshot she was all like 'That was great...what are you doing? Wait why are you...WHAT THE FUCK!?' Yeah, she was so turned on we did it like 17 times bro. And then we went ass to mouth. Shadiggity."

The Slinkshot by L. G. Pez March 30, 2008

slinker 

More actively creepy than a lurker, yet less malicious than a legit creeper. The slinker is the basically the Vanilla Coke of the Three Stages of Creeping (where the lurker is Diet Coke and the creeper is a Coke and Rum spiked with a roofie).

The slinker is prone to hovering, staring, and awkward flirting, yet will never force a girl into hooking up. When spurned by a prospect, which is often, the slinker will simply slink off into a corner to sulk, rather than increasing his creeper agenda--that is, until he finds a new prospect. Although generally doomed to a series of epic fails, the slinker occasionally scores big.

A slinker, with intensive therapy, may become a normal human being, while creepers are beyond all hope.

Many of the little misfits on The Pick-Up Artist may be considered slinkers....whereas Mystery, the host, is a straight up creeper.

slinker by jsg0603 December 16, 2008

šlinken

Russian torture routine

-HELLO Soldiers, Today whe are practising Šlinken
-No pls i alredy done it yesterday!
-Stop crying, or no food for a week!!!

šlinken by The Holy Potato December 4, 2019

Slinkerknot

Someone without the ability to speak in the present tense.

Jon: *drinking beer* Wow, this beer tasted real good, and it's gonna be remarkably smooth.

Canadian: Wow, what a Slinkerknot

Slinkerknot by ASovietUnicorn September 13, 2011

Slinkealousy 

Being jealous, paranoid, and a dick at the same time.

Slinky: Stop being me you're not good at it
You: Why? Are you having slinkealousy because you think im gonna take over your role?

Slinkealousy by BitchyBoy69 December 13, 2021