slegnog 

a hurtful word. Such as LOSER.

Also known as a pig.

wow alexis your such a slegnog!
Are you really calling me a slegnog??

Aww look at the cute little slegnog!
Wow caro! your acting just like a slegnog!
On Christmas day we eat slegnog!!

slegnog by FIONA AND MERCEDES January 18, 2010

Slegnor

Slegnor is a character from the hit fan fiction "Astral Domination". In this story, Slegnor is a divine deity known as both the God of Blood, and as Satan.

So when saying someone is a Slegnor, you're essentially saying that the person in question is someone with good intentions, but utilizes horrible methods.

Gorathontus: Man, before I did my research, I thought Stalin was an all around horrible person. But now, I know he had good intentions for the Soviet Union.

Tarsilius: Yeah, he turned out to be a real Slegnor in the end.

Slegnor by that sketchy guy May 30, 2018

smegnog 

a special, rare kind of smegma that is less viscous than usual, and exists in a state of matter that is simultaneously liquid and solid. Considered by material scientists to be one one of the few non-Newtonian substances.

-dude I was pokin round my fiveskin this morning, and I totally found some smegnog. Must be my lucky day

smegnog by StarvinMarvin March 19, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016