2. Something you probably shouldnt spring on your girlfriend the first time she stays over.
3. Something not to do when sleeping on your best mate's couch after a heavy night of drinking.
2. gf: "Arghghg! what's that?"
you: "Nothing i just like to sleep naked"
gf: "You filthy perverted monkey! get away from me"
3. So i walked into the loungeroom, and there was Jamie passed out and spreadeagled on the couch. We took photos and put them on the web.