| 1. | Sleeper (Girlfriend) | ||
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A girlfriend that is ugly on the outside, but is great in bed Tom: Hey Muhammed, is your girlfriend hot?
Muhammed: Nah, but she's a sleeper (girlfriend)! |
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| 2. | Cock Alarm Clock | ||
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When your girlfriend is a late sleeper so you have sex with her whenever you wake up so she is up for the rest of the day. the sex alarm clock Shawn's girlfriend is a late sleeper so when he woke up at ten and used his cock alarm clock on his girlfriend to wake her up for the day.
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| 3. | Fringe Sleeper | ||
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Noun. Someone who often uncontrollably falls asleep to the popular american TV series Fringe. Guy 1 "Dude, my girlfriend never has sex with me coz she always falls asleep during Fringe."
Guy 2 "Mate she is a total Fringe Sleeper" |
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| 4. | Relationship Terrorist | ||
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ri-ley-shuh n-ship ter-er-ist
An individual(s) who under no circumstances can be happy for ones that have a good relationship and feel the need to come out of their sleeper cell to reign their terrorist acts against those in love. These Relationship Terrorist are highly skilled in the art of sabotage and deceit. They are motivated and dedicated to their cause as they take the daring role in our society posing as best friends and/or relatives. Fueled by their own misery of a failing relationship, there is little that can stop these cunning beings. They are known to go to great lengths to fabricate stories and twist reality to the ones they prey on. The Relationship Terrorist then sits back and watch in glee after they ignite the fuse to the atomic bomb set forth at the soft underbellies of the unsuspecting relationship goers. The end goal of the Relationship Terrorist is to create a holocaust of all good relationships that have a future. Please beware and exercise great caution as these insurgents have infiltrated and taken refuge in the Palm Beach County area (Boca Raton/ Delray Beach is known to be the epicenter of their operation). How is your girlfriend?
She left me and now I am walking the cliffs of suicide because some Relationship Terrorist decided to drop a nuke on our smoke pit of love…. Oh…they got you too? |
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| 5. | Rip Van Winkle | ||
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When a girl wakes up with a penis in her mouth, and notices that the pubes have grown substantially whilst being there. "Josh thought that it would be funny to injure Brien's balls, so in order to get payback, Brien Rip Van Winkle'd him last night. "
Davis: "I shaved my pubes this morning." Bennett: "Didn't you shave those a few days ago?" Davis: "I did, but I Rip Van Winkle'd my bitch again last night, and they grew several inches." Alex: "What's wrong dude?" Davis: "I just walked in on my roommate and his girlfriend: she was asleep, his dick was in her mouth, and his pubes were growing at an unnatural rate. Have you ever heard of such a thing?" Alex: "Foshizzle. The ole' Rip Van Winkle... |
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| 6. | Tramp | ||
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1) a grey dog in a disney film, with a shaggy beared, his girlfriend is called lady 2) a dog that shares his spag bol with a lady, round the back of Luigi's italian restaurant 3) your mum your mum is a tramp because she had sex with a shaggy bearded waiter, outside Luigi's italian restaurant.
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| 7. | pillow substitution | ||
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The act of switching pillow faces when a pillow becomes too warm due to absorption of the sleeper's body heat. This act can be accomplished by turning the pillow over, revealing the unused and cool side, or by getting a new pillow. Last night I was pretty hot after doing my girlfriend. So my pillow got really hot and I couldn't fall asleep. That's when I pulled a pillow substitution. It was some tag-team, fresh action.
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