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sleepbating 

When a women has a wet dream and wonders why she actually had an orgasm without stimulation. The only explanation is that she was Sleepbating. Sleepbating implies that the female individual was sexually stimulating herself unbeaknownst to her own consciousness during a rather riviting dream about a sexy ass motherfucker. This can consist of pleasuring yourself with your hands or by rubbing against your sheets.
Desiree: Holy fuck... did i just have sex???... Nah, i must've been Sleepbating again.
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speedbagging

When a girl is giving head on her knees whilst the man stands, and she punches the scrotum repeatedly like a boxer punching a speed bag.
Hilary: So last night me and Ryan went out to dinner...
Friend: How was it?
Hilary: That asshole was staring at the waitress' ass the whole time, but i played it cool. So when we got home he thought he was just getting a BJ, but when i got on my knees I gave 'em a good old fashioned speedbagging.

Speedbagging the helmet 

The act of frivolously punching your dong tip in an attempt to blow a bloody load.
His woman got mad and left his house before they could fuck so he got stuck "Speedbagging the helmet" for the rest of the night.

Sleep Baggin

Sleep Baggin is when someone in a video game (Black Ops) lays down and camps at the same time.

Originated by Chronic Toniic
Sleep Baggin by ChronicToniic November 26, 2010

Speedbagging

To teabag someone at an extremely fast rate,
One would even say, to teabag like a jack rabbit
- OMG, did you see Nick speedbag that guy
- That was faster than teabagging, that was speedbagging
Speedbagging by Castle42 June 14, 2020

Speedbagging

Preferably preformed in a warmer environment to allow the balls to droop to a sufficient level, a female (or male) based off preference. Will then preform a speed bag technique commonly preformed in boxing to said nuts.
Dude my balls hurt because emily was speedbagging me last night
Speedbagging by Klay_Thompson March 22, 2021

Speedbagging

When that one guy keeps flexing about how well prepared they are for violence with no resume to show for it
This one guy I know is always speedbagging but he hasn't ever done nothing in a fight
Speedbagging by UnrealChet January 19, 2023