Sleep Job

What is given when a girl falls asleep before any sexual activity can occur.

Tony: Dude, how did it go in the bedroom with the girl from the bar?
Mav: It started pretty well, she told me to go get a condom and when I came back she was fast asleep
Tony: So she gave you a sleep job.

Sleep Job by Muffin DFD July 5, 2009

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Sleep Job

Where you and your girl are sleeping then you are awaken to a hand on your dong pumping away like an oil derek.

My girl and I were asleep and next thing ya know I wake up to her fast asleep and stroking :Sleep Jobing"my member. "Sleep Job"

Sleep Job by Columbo (OH) February 11, 2010

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Sleep Job • Sweep Job • jobby sweep • Sleep • sleep drunk • sleep paralysis • sleep deprivation • sleep texting • Sleep Paralysis Demon • Sleep Creep

Sweep Job

A sweep job is when someone sweeps, one's privates as a sexual act. You can choose between straw, plastic, or steel bristles for more friction.

The maid enters the room holding a broom, and says, "Hey boys anyone want a sweep job?"

Sweep Job by SlikWilly March 19, 2018

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Sweep Job

A sweep Job is wear a person takes a broom and excessively starts to sweep one's privates as a sexual act.

The maid walks in the room and exclaims "Do any of you boys wanna sweep job?".

Sweep Job by SlikWilly May 9, 2018

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jobby sweep

a type of hair style when one uses ones hair to create a swooping side fringe without it being cut into a fringe

have you seen natashas hair? shes got a rare auld jobby sweep!

jobby sweep by jamboyadaftie August 6, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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