backdoor sledgehammer

This can mean many things, all of which are (as the name implies) destructive to the recipient's anal opening.

Noun: Something which is used to inflict massive anal damage (broomhandle, monster dildo, armadillo, shoe, etc.)
Noun: The actual technique of using a tool (as described above) to pound the victim's anal opening into submission.

"After being tied down to prevent escape, the man was given a thorough backdoor sledgehammer."

"I will use this lampshade as a backdoor sledgehammer if you come near my house again."

by Argonak August 18, 2008

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alabama sledgehammer

1. The act of ramming one's fist up a partner's anus forcibly, from a distance of at least one foot.

Steve: Hey, Greg, why're you limping today?
Greg: Man, Jorge gave me an Alabama Sledgehammer last night, and I can't walk straight...

by Sting0 November 30, 2007

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Sledgehammer

A tie with an overly exentuated knot, that resembles a sledgehammer.

GUY 1: 'I'm sick of my boring old tie'
GUY 2: 'Why dont you spice it up with the SLEDGEHAMMER?'
GUY 1: 'Alright!'
(GIRLS SWOON UPON LOOKING AT THE SPLENDOR OF WHAT IS THE SLEDGEHAMMER)

by himz February 17, 2008

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Wisconsin Sledgehammer

When you cup your penis using the scrotal sack so that the balls are in line with the head of the penis, then use as a hammer on someone's head. Similar to a mushroom stamp.

I woke up to the smell of musty cheese, only to see my friend trying to give me a Wisconsin Sledgehammer

by Huggabear July 13, 2012

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