sledge-hammered

(adj.) to be very hammered or incredibly drunk

After performing a 3 minute keg stand, Frankie was sledge-hammered.

by hailbop May 8, 2006

sledge hammer

Slam the chick in the side of the head with your balls. Extra big balls are appreciated.

No good if you don't leave a black and blue.

by matt March 2, 2004

sledge hammer crotch

when you fuck a guy whose dick is so big it hurts like hell the next couple days.

I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand

by redheadedslutx23 January 9, 2011

Tangerine Sledge Hammer

The act of placing a fruit of some sort (typically a tangerine due to its small size) into the anus of another person, completely blocking the flow of fecal matter. Once the item is removed, the subject should rush to the toilet, as the resulting removal of this item will make the built up feces slam out of the asshole, like a powerful smash from a sledge hammer.

Alexis was in a drunken coma on Brian's couch when Gary gave her a Tangerine Sledge Hammer, 12 hrs later when she awoke ( not due to ruffies) she immediately let her bowels loose into the clothes hamper.

by juciepinktacos August 19, 2011

Siberian Sledge Hammer

When a guy sticks an ice cube up a girls ass and then plows her as hard as he can and shoves the ice cube further and further up the girls ass with his dick

"ugh im so sore from last night"said serena
"why what happened?" asked leila
"michael gave me the Siberian Sledge Hammer last night and i was not expecting it, i must admit though i liked it."

by scizzott October 27, 2007

The Roman Sledge Hammer

A sexual position adopted by the late Septimus Decimus Octavius III in Goth occupied Rome. It is said that no position could match The Roman Sledge Hammer, which involves a man performing multiple cartwheels into his required orifice whilst clenching seedless olives in between his toes. This position was later beaten by the feared Bosnian Quiche.

"I gave her a right good Roman Sledge Hammering last night" Jeff.
"Did you use the seedless green olives from Sainsburies I told you about?" Joe.
"Well... yes, but they were stuffed with Feta cheese!" Jeff
"Then you didn't fucking perform The Roman Sledge Hammer you cunt, (See cunt) Octavius himself would be turning in his grave!" Joe

by Lel Cordell April 27, 2008

Swing the Sledge Hammer

to masturbate, usually until orgasm

Man, I really needed to swing the sledge hammer after I saw Sara today!

by >>>Hurricane Andrew<<< November 12, 2006