the divice used to erode the for skin on a face of ones pirsnil self in grand mothers filth spreding with wiped donky slaps, "gladdes get the slap master, we will go sloughtermiering
snap my back beef cake with the massive bleading to auntieflore mat's muffler
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).