slavic crepe

A sexual act where one cums on the stomach of his partner then, spreads the semen in a circular motion as you would with crepe batter. Once the cum is made circular and thin similar to a crepes composition, the female waits for the semen to dry. Once the semen is dried, solid and circular, female eats the cum crepe as a snack.

Nawh baby I aint got a towel. Just go to bed, you can have my slavic crepe for breakfast.

by dewhohah December 13, 2014

Slavic Squat

The only way to drink vodka and play CS:GO simultaneously.

Vlad: Hey Boris did you see that guy, his slavic squat is so bad.

Boris: I know, he is probably a western spy.

by The Real Sheev Palpatine June 23, 2017

slavic smooch

The act of biting ones lips until they start bleading, while then continuing to suck the blood and lick the former's face and neck

Look at Jake's lips, he went abroad and came back with a slavic smooch!

by Sokodik May 25, 2019

Slavic Thunder

Slavic Thunder is a very hard cough or sneeze - originally caused by tuberculosis, however it can be used to represent a very bad cough.

"Of course I couldn't come into work last week - all you could hear in my house is Slavic Thunder!"

by Linden2K April 12, 2018

Slavic Migrants

One of the main things that's currently killing the western world, they come and steal all of the jobs, commit petty crime, and fuck off back to where ever they came from after they've sucked all of the jobs and money out of the area.

Oh and did I mention that most of them live off of benefits.

British Person: So many low paying jobs have been lost thanks to Lithuanians, Bulgarians and other Slavic Migrants taking them all, when will it end?

by GuyWhoMakesUnfunnyJokes March 4, 2022

The Slavic Cocktail

The Slavic Cocktail is a common bar game in Slavic states. The game consists of the bartender serving you 3 shots of the same drink and dipping his testicles into one of them. You will then guess which one of the shots the bartender dipped his testicles in. If you guess correctly, the bartender will give you a reward of your choice.

Mark: Hey John, do you wanna go to the bar tommorow?
John: No can do Mark, I lost a game of The Slavic Cocktail there a week ago and I'm still to embarrased to show my face there.

by CantUseMyRealName December 13, 2022

Slavic Blender

When you take a large group of different races, forcing them to have an orgy and then when they are done, you gun them down with a Kalashnikov.

"Dude, If I lose the will to live, I will go to Ukraine to participate in a Slavic Blender"

by SadMemetato January 30, 2016