Dog Slave 

A term used in olden times to represent that the person this term is being used on is a dog; of little importance and is also a slave; a person who is also a slave.

Sharkqueshadevonhumon III: DOG SLAVE!

Joe Mama: I am indeed a dog slave for I have sinned. Please grant me the pleasantries of death and make it quick as to get rid of a nuisance to society.

Dog Slave by zxa lol March 6, 2021

suave dog 

A suave dog is someone that is a smooth talker with the ladies. He is sometimes a little bit of a player, charismatic and many times has more than one girl.

Boy that ol' Donny is a real suave dog. The women just flock to him and he puts the charm on.

suave dog by Icon73 July 12, 2017

slarve dog 

An old-school breed of snowboarder who wore sorels and favored back country riding and sneaking onto ski-hills. Characterized by fast, erratic riding the excessive use of duct tape.

Pompous skier 1: Wadsworth, what on earth is that?
Pompous skier 2: Why Niles, I believe it is one of those ghastly slarve dogs!
Pompous Skier 1: How hideous!
Slarve dog: Check me dude, Im gonna launch that wind lip and bust a mega method air!

slarve dog by yogadude January 6, 2012

Shave the Dog 

The act of trimming a man's giant mount of bushy pubic hair to a more appropriate length in order to make his junk look bigger and more presentable to the ladies.

Eddie finally decided to shave the dog after his ladies kept complaining about his massive gorilla salad.

Shave the Dog by Manscape Artist April 16, 2013

shave the dog 

To masturbate; masturbation

Jim is always in his room looking at dirty magazines and shaving the dog

shave the dog by Wayner May 13, 2005

Shave a dog 

VERB- An elevated level of "hair of the dog", see (hair of the dog), when extremely hung over. Thus implying to get enough of the hair of the dog that bit you to stop or lessen the effects of said hangover one must shave the entire dog.

I'm so hung over, I'm gonna shave a dog!

Shave a dog by grenfellorama December 16, 2009

dog shave 

Dog shave is the realest dog you will meet on the market from dropping shots in the Columbia to going a front flip on a 50 footer

Fuckin dog shave 🪒

dog shave by Dogs have September 28, 2022