A local coffee shop in Bronxville
. Most people who chill at Slave think they’re the center of the known universe, but they’re actually just a collection of high school rejects that found a niche in a local coffeehouse. You can’t take a step in any direction without hearing a group of lazy, spoiled rich kids with the intelligence of 5th graders discussing politics. The money they buy that shitty coffee with is from their doctor parents. “Jet tea” is a fucking slurpee. There’s always a fucking line for the bathroom. People keep stealing the fucking chess pieces so all you can play is checkers, which is all anyone has the IQ to play in there anyway. The people who work there have extreme attitudes, hey, kind of like the entire village of Bronxville itself, and Hitler moustaches should be as required as those lame ass retro green slave to the grind shirts. It is reffered to as slave to the cock
Slave to the ca-ca-ca-ca-cock!!
An awesome metal album by the band Skid Row
. It was their second album as a band and the first metal album to debut at number one on the American charts. This album took the band from being a hair metal act to something way more heavy. Their singer Sebastian Bach
, however, was kicked out in the mid 9o's which is a shame because it put an end to an amazing act.
Skid Row still tour but are nowhere near as good anymore.
Songs from Slave to the Grind:
Slave to the Grind
is when you grindin day in and day out and thats all you ever do. grinding to make a living.
goon1: whats good nigga? what you doing tonight?
goon2: you know im gonna be on tha block.
goon1: man you a slave to the grind.
goon2: you know it
Slave to the Grind is the best coffee shop known to mankind. Its not a starbucks in the sense its unique to Bronxville. This coffee shop keeps our town running and even the preppiest of preps drink their coffee.
Bronxvillian 1: Lets stop at slave to the grind.
Bronxvillian 2: Sweet. I could kill for a oreo brainfreeze right now.