slavboo 

Somebody who wants to be a slav, and tries hard doing so. Like a weeboo

Ted-"Woah, is jimmy russian? He has veen wearing an adidas tracksuit and flat cap for a week now."
Rob-"Hes just a slavboo"

slavboo by rossiyane May 14, 2015

Slavaboo 

A person of a Non-Slavic ethnicity becoming over obsessed with Slav culture. They try to convince others that they are Slavic by faking accents and trying to engage in Slavic activities (usually look silly doing it). An insult to real Slavs. Similar to weeaboo but with Slavs.

Slavaboo: Hello Comrade! Want to go drink vodka and squat in a public park? I am so slav.
Actual Slav: Дебил.

Slavaboo: Cyka Blyat XDDD

Slavaboo by Slav Memes July 26, 2017

Slavaboo 

A guy who visited the Balkans once and thinks he is Slav. Drinks rakija once and thinks he is Croatian and starts squatting and talking with the idiot accent.

Is it cool to pretend that I am from a Slavic country even tho I am not?
No you are just a Slavaboo then!

Slavaboo by sibirskiplavac August 28, 2020

Slavaboo 

A person (normally around the area of 12 to 15) who is of non Slavic origin who attempts to to appear like a slav by doing things nobody actually does in the Slavic countries. Slavaboos are normally Reddit users, fans of YouTubers like Life of Boris, and listen to ear piercing hardbass music. Nine out of ten times slavaboos are also commieboos. Slavaboos mainly abuse the sayings “sooka blyat” or “idi nahuy” to try to make an argument that others won’t get, but in the end make fools of themselves. Slavaboos also try to imitate the accents of real Slavic people, which never ends up working and just makes them look like more of an idiot. It is commonly known that some people, rather than going through emo phases, go through slavaboo phases.

(Slavaboo, probably named Kyle or Jacob and white as fuck): “CYKA BLYAT MAN!! “Wide Putin 2020. Oh would you look at that! It’s time to Rush B!!!!!!”

Slavaboo by Jackgyver December 17, 2020

slaboosh 

The sloppiest of blowjobs. Usually given in bathrooms or on dance floors by that heavy set sorority girl everyones smashed.

Bro 1: My duude, i heard Moaning Myrtle gave u head in the middle of the dance floor last night...
Bro 2: Shit bro.. Keep it on the low but yeah she gives that MEAN slaboosh

slaboosh by Le'MoofDiver July 14, 2015

Slavaboo 

A term coined on /k/. It's a play on the word weeaboo with the target being obsessed with eastern European and Warsaw pact weapons/equipment.

Guy 1: Hey comrade wanna come round to mine and play -world at war tonight?

Guy 2: Yeah sure

Guy 1: Dibs on the soviets!

Guy 2: You are such a slavaboo

Slavaboo by RainbowDash!6Jwen.dQLg. September 14, 2011

Slavaboo 

Slavaboos are usually people from Western Europe or USA that dress and try to be "slavs" but in reality they just make themselves look like debils. For them to be a slav is just drink vodka and squat and wear Adidas.

How to detect one slavaboo in the public? Well it's easy first they wear Adidas clothes like tracksuits and shoes they will be noisy or just will be cussing in very bad russian and try to squat. And there is also a chance to find them in an airsoft field. Just look for people who are in russian military uniforms and armed with kalashinkovs.

Slavaboo friend: Hey Ivan let's go squat and drink some vodka
Actual slavic friend: Dude you will get wasted in no time also you are dumb as hell

Slavaboo by Uknown_Stalker March 6, 2021