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sassburger 

a person who likes to give someone sass
Dylan is such a sassburger!
sassburger by ps4isthebomb.com November 26, 2018

smashburger 

The best, most delicious, most fresh, customizable burger restaurant on the planet. Better than Five Guys and In-N-Out. A place where delectable burgers and crispy fries are friends with real ice cream shakes. Burger heaven.
Smashburger
smashburger by texasteabandit March 10, 2014

Slangburgered 

Past the point of being shitfaced after consuming large amounts of alcohol and/or other substances.
Person one: "Kirah, did you tell Jaz about what we were drinking down the park yesterday?"

Person two: "Oh yeah, Absinthe and Fosters. We got slangburgered!"

Slamburger 

A vagina that a man only has sex with because he's drunk and wants to "slam" one out. Term best applies to uglier vaginas that look like a bowl of mashed potatoes due to excess intercourse.
Man, that slamburger I took home from the bar last night was pretty gross but it still hit the spot.
Slamburger by WhatYouNeed July 26, 2010

Smashburger 

This is what you call you friends mom when you make sexual "momma jokes" at his expense.
"Eh Matt, tell Smashburger I'm coming over later. I got the 50 Shades of Grey sex package."
Smashburger by I Been Drinkin April 17, 2015

slamburger 

A position in an MMF threesome branching off of the standard missionary position such that the first man is on the bottom, the girl straddles him and lays on his stomach and the other gentleman enters her from behind. The two gentlemen make up the buns of this 'hamburger' while the fine lady in question is the meat. This can work as both a standard DP or as a DV or DA, though the latter two are certainly only recommended if the meat has said experience.
Man, that sorority party was great. No one appreciates a slamburger like the girls of Alpha Sigma Sigma.
slamburger by mixxerlol December 30, 2008