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Slashbook Pro 

The indented opening tab on a Macbook Pro has corners so sharp you can slash a wrist on it

Apple is known to be meticulous about design except for this one main feature & the irony is, it's positioned exactly where your wrists rest

A Slashbook Pro could also can be referred to as Emo Tech
Friend: "Dude have you gone all Emo?"

Self: "Nah mate, those wrist scars are from my Slashbook pro"
Slashbook Pro by theflb June 15, 2011
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Smashbook 

Ok, this is basically a cross between a scrapbook and a journal. Any memories you have - a movie ticket, pic of friends, bottle cap, pin, can all be glued, taped, tied, stapled, whatever - in this epic spiral bound book. Great for keeping memories close.
Smashbook
Smashbook by funihuni September 6, 2013

Flashbooking 

A mash-up of "flashback" and "Facebooking." Occurs when a friend likes/comments on an embarrassing Facebook status or photo from many years ago, causing it to go to everyone's newsfeed, thus making the person ashamed of their stupidity/awful haircut/mirror selfie.
Erica was Flashbooking last night and got me good. I forgot I still had those selfie's from high school bandcamp on my Facebook.
Flashbooking by The Pilge April 17, 2014

Slavebook 

Refers to the social exploitation mutework "facebook" where people work edit and publish matterial without the freedom of ownership (beings exploited for the gains of others)
Sell out your family friends and assets with slavebook.dom
Slavebook by dimension-next December 22, 2016

slashbot 

A person who faithfully subscribes to the prevailing Slashdot mentality. So much so that they seem like some kind of automaton droid, spewing forth a highly predictable stream of liberal banter.
Ray actually thinks that global warming is real and that George W. Bush stole the election with the help of the Bill Gates and the RIAA. But of course he says that Linux will save the world. What a Slashbot.
slashbot by kbansa October 25, 2007

Slashback 

A lot like a flashback, but the memory that's pulled up is a heavily romanticized version of what actually happened. Usually involves two males and occurs most often in the twisted minds of yaoi fangirls.
Flashback:
Guy 1: Hey man, you all right?
Guy 2: Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks.

Slashback:
Guy 1: Darling! Are you hurt?
Guy 2: I'll be fine now that I'm in your arms, my love!
Slashback by Indemnity March 7, 2009

Slavebook 

Synonymous with "Facebook" with the addendum you are a complete addict to the site causing you to become completely enslaved by it whenever you are online.
Steve: Hey where's Marvin?
Timmy: Online. You know him. Probably on Slavebook.
Slavebook by snashphan January 17, 2009