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pensioners slap 

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A poor substitute for a shower when cold water is used to pat under the arms, between the legs and on the face.
Did you have a shower this morning? Nah, couldn't be arsed. I just had a pensioners slap.
pensioners slap by Chutney Didsby July 24, 2014
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Tee tee slap 

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When a male slaps a woman with his limp penis in the face, causing a slapping sound.
I love to get out of the shower, walk up to my girlfriend and give her a good tee tee slap to the face.
Tee tee slap by Queenaquanesha January 23, 2012
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Slap Fire

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The art of slapping fire out of a person is to give said person an intense slap that will leave their face red for an extended period of time.
Guy 1-" yo you see that mothafucka giving me that crooked eye"

Guy 2-" yea homeboys grilling dumb hard right now"

Guy 1-"if he keeps it up ima slap fire outta him"
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National Slap Your Sibling Day 

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A national holiday where you can slap your siblings! It’s a wonderful day.
“Hey, sister.”
“Hey, what’s up”
“Happy national slap your sibling day!”
“Wha-“
*slaps*
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Slap your sibling across their face day! 

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On the 1st November, you can slap as little or as many of your siblings across their face
“Hey! It’s national slap your sibling across their face day!”
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Stockton slap 

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When nick diaz slaps his opponent in the face during a ufc bout, usually followed by saying "bitch" or "what". Will often yell out "Stockton" or "209" (the area code for Stockton). His brother Nate also occasionally performs the aforementioned slap.
Both fighters testing each others range, and bam diaz gets him with the Stockton slap.
Stockton slap by Jaymz👻 October 21, 2014
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