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Past tense of slap for mostly illiterate and un-articulate people.
Last night I was getting hot and heavy Jane, and when she got into it, I slapded that ass. I mean I was really all over her ass like chris benoit at an all you can shoot steriod buffet.
slapded by TheNoodler November 21, 2007
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A phenomenon during intercourse where the male must make the decision about where to place any hands not currently in use. Common among college students and drinkers of excessive amounts of beer, especially those who wear baseball caps.
After a rousing night of slapsex, I treated my mate to some new cosmetics so she could hide the bruises.
slapsex by Allana & Clifton April 3, 2006
Like the common word slapdick, slapdixc refers directly to cross country runners getting cought messing around or doing the wrong thing. This consists of cutting corners, not running on pace, laughing, showing any form of happiness for that matter, etc. This word can also be used by ignorant coaches when referring to their runners doing the "wrong thing" even though they are doing what they were instructed to do.
This is not jack around time! We are no ordinary slapdixc cross country team!!
slapdixc by petermartinsbitch October 26, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026