Boy: (Showing off his new bike)
(Friends crowd him thinking he's so cool with his new bike)
Mom:(Puts helmet on her son) Don't forget your helmet.
Boy: *embarrassed) Mom, don't be slapping my penis!
(Friends crowd him thinking he's so cool with his new bike)
Mom:(Puts helmet on her son) Don't forget your helmet.
Boy: *embarrassed) Mom, don't be slapping my penis!
by UndeadCharlie3Tears November 1, 2014
when after receiving oral sex the guy pulls his penis out of the chicks mouth and slaps her on the forehead with his dick
by swil February 28, 2003
by dont fucking worry about it March 31, 2005
When you get physically, mentally or emotionally kicked in the penis rather than in the balls because you do not seem to have any.
ex. Tommy: Did you hear about the guy who got kicked in the balls?
Jill: Yeah he got penis slapped.
ex 2. Phil: Yo how was the game? I heard the other team lost.
Joe: Yeah it was penis slapping man! You should've been there.
Jill: Yeah he got penis slapped.
ex 2. Phil: Yo how was the game? I heard the other team lost.
Joe: Yeah it was penis slapping man! You should've been there.
by FlavioIsLove November 10, 2019
To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.
For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube
For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube
Examples of Slapping someones penis:
Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"
Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"
Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"
Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"
by DizDeLusa September 16, 2017