slamtique

An older woman who is very attractive scoring at least an 8 out of 10 on the scale.

"Wow, Shane's aunt is a slamtique"

or....

"My college professor is in her upper 40's, but she's still a slamtique!"

slamtique by SuperAwesomeDictionFiction May 2, 2010

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Statiquette

Having proper etiquette when updating ones Facebook,Myspace,Twitter,ect. status'. This would involve things such as, not updating too frequently, not name dropping, talking shit about another person,posting your daily routine ect.

Guy 1: Did you see Stacy's Facebook status?

Guy 2: Yeah how could i miss it, its updated every 5 minutes, she has the worst statiquette.

Statiquette by VznNb June 10, 2009

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Slamsqueel

A slamsqueel is the most prime and final stage of a del val slut. At this point in time is when these slams start taking there slam status seriously, banging and slamming everything in sight. Also with a great cock sucking ability that will blow your mind/load.

That slamsqueel can sure suck a cock.

Slamsqueel by Nas aka neezy January 21, 2009