When you get so drunk you end up in jail.
I got so slammered last night, good thing I could post bail.
by Matt the Welcome Mat August 9, 2020
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Being drunk to the point that you can't say "hammered" properly, slurring your speech which in effect makes you say "slammered"

aka. really really drunk
Drunk Guy: Man I am so slammered I can't control my pee

Other Guy: Yep, he's slammered alright.
by Fisty McNifflewits September 8, 2006
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Your so drunk your past being hammered. Also refers to being point in your drunkeness when you are most likely to get into shenanigans you won't remember in the mourning.
Catty was so slammered last night that she thought it would be funny to break into her ex-boyfriends house.
by I_just_said_what? April 21, 2010
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A desperate attempt for someone to slam ones laptop down trying to hide the fact that they are watching porn when ones mother comes into the room
Brian tried to use The Slammer on his laptop as his mum had just walking into the room and saw that he was on RedTube
by xXTrump69Xx June 28, 2016
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being slammed and hammered at the same time.
a case of high life and 4 red bull and jagers will get you slammered.
by bitch ho September 21, 2003
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When an asshole friend in the front seat rolls his window down when the car is approaching a large puddle do that friend in backseat gets hit by a wave of water entering the front window.
Hey asshole you just slammered me.
by Sullivan - Sigma Nu May 13, 2008
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