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Jersey Slamma-Jamma 

This takes preparation. You need to be on the verge of a constipated poop. In other words, a solid shit. While performing anal, doggy style, you stealthily shit in your hand. In one fluid motion, you pull your cock out and slam the shit in the gaping hole, and immediately JAM your cock back in.
I haven't shit in a week, I'm going to give her a great Jersey Slamma-Jamma.

Alabama slamajama 

An orgy that involves two or more family members.
Our family reunion was good, but it got even better when a good 'ol Alabama slamajama broke out. I wish we had condoms though because now I have a nephew daughter.

slamma jamma 

commonly refers to a woman who has a great amount of sex with a large assortment of men. her meat curtains are always inhabited with a different male. the word comes from the term being "slammed", in the sense of Dwight Howard of teh Magic
D:yo jared have you seen that girl down the hall?
Jared: no, but i could hear her gettin slammed, i'm definitely staying away from that slamma jamma, because i don't want to catch what all those guys have
slamma jamma by d14george December 18, 2008

Shammalamma Ding-Dong 

A phrase used in place of profanities in crucial random ass moments Or to answer basically every question :D
Question: I heard you suck in bed
Response:Shammalamma Ding-Dong!

Slammalammadingdong 

a term used to express extreem pride and satisfaction, usually associated with basketball.
Joe made a three-pointer from half-court and yelled out "Slammalammadingdong"

shammalammadingdong 

an exclamation of joy or surprise. this word could be used as a noun, verb, adjective, or just a plain ole exclamation.
HOLY SHAMMALAMMADINGDONG I AM BURNING ALIVE!

Where is my shammalammadingdonging remote?

My shammalammadingdong hurts!