slambony

A instant boner. When you do not expect or want it. It is quite embarrassing.

When Jackie walked into the room I got a slambony.

by Jay Ford October 23, 2008

Slamboni

The Canadian version of a date ready van.

Ther girls begging for a slamboni.

Or

Have you met that girl? Slamboni city.

by All set slamboni November 19, 2016

slamboni

Kind of like a zamboni, except it breaks the ice instead of smoothing it.

Wow look at that slamboni break that ice!

by Smaug July 31, 2005

Slamboni Technique

A technique in which a person jumps over their enemy, grabs them by the neck, and piledrives them.

Wow, that wrestler used the Slamboni Technique on the other wrestler!

by wyainpj December 30, 2020

Slamboni

Something you say before making an epic power move to ensure it's success.

"Hey pass the ball"
"I don't think I can throw it that far"
"Dude just say slamboni"
"Slamboni" *throws ball*
*Catches ball "Dude nice throw"

by Beetlebum09 May 6, 2020