| 1. | Slack-Jawed | ||
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This word is used to describe a less than somewhat retarded person.Given to them because when they are usually standing around
looking into space with their mouth open and drooling on themselves. Look at that Slack-Jawed Hillbilly standing over there picking his nose and his ass at the same time.
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| 2. | Noodle | ||
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At university, a slack-jawed person who does not contribute in any way despite having paid thousands of dollars to attend the class.
Also, one who attends class only to aquire a degree, without any desire to improve themself personally. I used to be keen, but by forth year I was a noodle, grab the degree and get the frack out.
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| 3. | Billion with a B | ||
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What news reporters say when they are discussing dollar amounts in the billions, in order that their slack-jawed redneck viewers don't confuse the word billion for the word million. News Lady: According to recent reports, the total cost of cleaning up the Gulf of Mexico may exceed 50 billion dollars...
Redneck Viewer: Oh lordie Jesus, 50 million dollars is a whole lotta money. I could but what 4000 cases of beer wit all that News Lady:.......That's Billion with a B Redneck Viewer: <speechless> |
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| 4. | hustle | ||
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1. to move rapidly
2. hurried movement 3. a dishonest plan for making money 4. to make money in a dishonest fashion Come on, let's hustle before that slack-jawed idiot gets here.
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| 5. | texican't | ||
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a grossly over-weight Texan with a thick southern drawl, a rifle in his hand, and a bible that he believes every word of yet hasn't read a word of.......he tends to like to go to war, hate homosexuals, demean women, commit verbal hate crimes, and complain about what the queers are doing to the soil. that god damn texican't is at it again.
you are so dumb you must be a texican't. |
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| 6. | 24-hour face | ||
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A face that exudes stupidity, typified by a mouth that is "open all hours". "My job interview was fine, but one of the panel had a 24-hour face and that makes me wonder how stupid the rest of the team is."
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| 7. | thin client | ||
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In techno-speak, a thin client is a minimal client that relies on the server to do most of its processing. Thin clients have their memory erased every night. When applied to a person, it refers to someone who seems incapable of learning anything. I do believe Mark is a thin client. Every thing we teach that fellow, he promptly forgets the next day.
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