SLAB

Acronym for stupid lame ass bitch. A quick way to describe or identify a man or woman who does or says something worthy of being punched in the vagina/testicle ie vagesticles.

friend 1: Where the fuck is Sara?
friend 2: Oh she ain't comin', she said had to study.

friend 1: What a fuckin' SLAB!

by DEATHERAGE June 29, 2020

Slab

A complimentary term used by fishermen to describe another fisherman's giant fish.

Usually a "slab" refers to a massive fish that may not be setting records with length, but it's breaking scales with its weight.

"Oh well dontcha know, looks like you made out not so bad fishing there bud. 44" sockeye, eh? That's a freakin' slab!"

by MNClouser December 1, 2019

Slab

Also known as a highway , freeway or expressway.

I’m getting on the slab now

I’m on the slab headed to you.

by Peezy January 17, 2021

Slab

an unecessarily hateful/and or toxic minor that needs to learn to move on or seems to be incapable of forgiveness.

"oh my god shut up you fucking slab" "don't worry bro, hes just getting attacked by slabs"

by YourBoiNero April 27, 2021

SLAB

It stands for sunset loving asian buddies

Oh, I’m part of SLAB!

by RainyBonobo976 May 17, 2022

Slab

Sl-ab , To slab somebody is to love them.

Slabbing somebody is for to fall for them.

Mia: "Hey? see that guy, Ben?"
Brianna: "Yeah?"
Mia: "I slab him!"
Brianna: OMG! Mia, You're Slabbing!!!"

by RushiKan1999 June 16, 2017

Slab

A Slab is a large piece of concentrated cannabis oil usually 1 ounce or more but can be less

Bro I just got this really terpy slab from__ best ounce ever

by Educated_stoner November 16, 2021