skymunging

To join the mile high club, for munging of course, one must find a dead bitch, take her on a plane, equip her with a parachute and throw her out. Skymunger follows suit. When her parachute automatically goes off, the skymunger goes feet first and flies through her stomach, leaving a hole and of course tons of skymung falling to the ground.

My buddy wanted to mung this bitch with me, but I own a jet so I just skymunged her myself.

I got a good deal on tandem skydiving. Let's skymung our instructors!

Skymunging is my favorite sport!

skymunging by milehighmunger February 19, 2008

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skunging

To shop at Asda for all life necessities such as clothes, shoes or food. Skung is someone who only shops at Asda where as skungers are Asda workers

I heard your family is full of skungs
My dad is a skunger
So your family are skunging?

skunging by Dadio is good December 20, 2019

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Skelunging

The act of doing sexual intercourse within the confines of a cave.

Person 1: "What's skelunging?"
Person 2: "It's like spelunking, but with sex!"

Skelunging by clownmachine February 26, 2022

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Schmunging

The act of putting your schmungus, inside a female of your species, and violently spinning your body around whilst inside to cause internal damage, or decrease their morale.

My girlfriend was cheating on me, so I hid the fact I had known, and begun the Schmunging

Schmunging by Uranium4440 July 17, 2024

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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