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strumming the clamjo 

Female masturbation.
My old lady was strumming the clamjo while watching the construction workers.

Side Skrimping

The act of cutting in line while stepping sideways in the manner of a crab like crustacean this can also be used to describe the actions of the animal its self
.1 Man that fucker just side skrimpt us!
.2 Dude that crab is side skrimping like a mother fucker! Look at how fast he is! LOOK AT EM!
Side Skrimping by Crimcrams March 28, 2019

Skreaping 

The act in which one or in a group go strip club to strip club. Similar to bar hopping.
Hey Brent when we goto J-Ville lets go Skreaping all night bro!
Skreaping by B3nzin0 February 4, 2010

strumming 

Celia spent a delightful evening strumming.
strumming by A Lone Raw Nut January 23, 2006

strumming yourself 

A term used to say a girls fingering herself
She sat strumming yourself for hours- she fingered herself for hours

scrumping 

Stealing fruit, especially apples, from someone else's trees. British. It's considered less bad than, say, shoplifting, but adults still disapprove.
scrumping by Kylee August 11, 2003