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skrannik 

Emily is a skrannik
skrannik by Wotttm8 September 18, 2021

Skrånni 

adjective to amplify how terrible or worse something is.
The sofa is so Skrånni
Your mom baked some skrånni cookies. They taste awful.

Din jævla skrånni neger.
Skrånni by Larskrs January 27, 2024

National Scran Day 

'National Scran Day' is a day which is all about scranning till ones heart is content!

It takes place on the 26th Of September!

Founded By ConeheadMC
"Hey Joe! Fancy A Cheeky Nosh? It's National Scran Day!"

"Fuck Yeah Man, Time For A Scran!"

no mange stran 

A mange stran is an infected vagina, so no mange stran, is a clean vagina.
Dude, you never told me that chick had a mange stran.
no mange stran by Appendix January 24, 2005

One-night scran’d

The act of going to a persons home supposedly for a sexual fling but instead pretending to fall asleep only to awake in the middle of the night to eat the contents of the cupboards and fridge before fleeing.
I would have had breakfast but I was full from my one-night scran’d
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026