When a girl who is the completeopposite of classy does a really awesome thing it would be "skonkalicious". You adore the gesture but you realize she is still a skonka =)
Skankadillo refers to a very sexually active female who tans too much. Which in return causes the said female to have leather like skin much like the plating of an armadillo.
I was enjoying my day until a skankadillo scurried over trying to collect funds and baby batter from me. Silly creatures don't need phones.