When a guy at the mall threw his Cinnabon to his girlfriend to finish, he accidentally hit her in the crotch. Jared started laughing and yelled, "She caught it, right in her Skonch!"
slang definition for describing someone of Asian descent. Most likely from their love of everything that has to do with cats, the mild resemblance and the mere fact that they're covered in skin.
skonka killers is a group of friends that meet up on a weekly basis (ususally on the weekends) to go in search of skonkas, which is a spanglish term for slut or whore. the term killing a skonka is reffering to the act of having sex with a skonka.
:damn! did you hear roger killed that skonka?
:yeah! him and his skonka killers group killed like 5 different skonks!