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1.
extreme combination of a slut/skank/whore
Jim: Yo Sam, you should totally date that chick!
Sam: No dude, she's a total sklork. I'm pretty sure she got impregnated last night by like 24 guys
Jim: Damn, what a sklork!
by MJ Bailes October 01, 2013