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sklonklish 

Crummy, cruddy, crappy, or otherwise not very good.

This made-up term, intended as a spoof of teenage slang of the day, was first used the the 1947 RKO motion picture, "The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer" starring Cary Grant, Myrna Loy, and Shirley Temple. In the opening scene, when a maid wakes teenager Susan Turner, played by Temple, she protests being woken, saying "But, Bessie, I feel absolutely sklonklish." Moments later, when Bessie relates the conversation to Susan's older sister, Judge Margaret Turner, played by Loy, the sister says, "Next time she tells you she feels sklonklish, you tell her not to be a clunk."
The cold autumn rain had Jimmy feeling sklonklish, but once he got to Susie's house the hot apple cider and pleasant company quickly cheered him up.
sklonklish by cmadler September 26, 2010
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Deep, adventurous thinking; being a useful combination of to "spelunk" (to cave dive) and to "think".
"Matt, this problem truly has me stumped. Let me splink about it."
splink by lauderman March 1, 2018

stinky slinky 

1. prolapsed rectum, sometimes held in place with a foreign object

2. train wreck involving spillage of hazardous material

3. technical term employed by Canadian plumbers

4. shrinkage due to fellatio performed by one who practices less than ideal dental hygiene

5. type of weed grown in motor home greenhouses, using the sludge from an RV dump
"I can't feel my face!"

"Must be stinky slinky..."

"...apparently she was taken to the ER because she'd tried to stopper her stinky slinky with a potato."
stinky slinky by errataagain October 6, 2009
Onomatopoeia for inserting/slipping one object into another.
I’m going to shlink into there tonight.
Shlink by BigDaddyPJ June 21, 2019
Sneaky link just made simpler.
Friend: oh my god who are you texting?!
Me: oh just my slinks.
Friend: your slinks?
Me: yeah my *sneaky links!*
Slink by LiterallyJohanna December 16, 2022

meat slinky 

1. large, flaccid penis

2. prolapsed rectum

3. undercooked, mysterious street-vendor fare
"This cheese-steak eats like a bun full of meat slinkys."

"Oh, I guess I'll get some falafel instead."
meat slinky by errataagain October 6, 2009