I used to skived ritzily a the febofasgbogsdbogipnsgsinpadvsgojnfuckmeintheassandcallmepatrica 

I'M LOSING IT. I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT. LIFE IS RUINED. THERES NOTHING LEFT IN THIS HORRIBLE WORLD. I'M FUCKING ENDING IT BY TOMMOROW.

WHY WAS I BORN
I used to skived ritzily a the febofasgbogsdbogipnsgsinpadvsgojnfuckmeintheassandcallmepatrica

I used to skived ritzily a the febofasgbogsdbogipnsgsinpadvsgojnfuckmeintheassandcallmepatrica by ABANDONHOPE. May 15, 2024

skiveritis 

A person is said to be ill suffering from skiveritus when it is known that they are skiving.

From the verb to skive

Manager: Where's Jon today?
Employee: He's at home, he has skiveritis.

skiveritis by Mark Proctor August 30, 2004

saiveda 

Shes the most amazing kind thoughtful person on earth. Shes so sweet and perfect that everyone wants to be here.

SAIVEDA IS A HEATHER.

saiveda by saivedasbff December 7, 2020

Skive Diving 

The action of tripping or otherwise stumbling while running in an attempt to skive off work or avoid someone who will confront you about said skiving, ending up on the floor.

Yeah, he tripped right over the rug and faceplanted running. That's dedication to skive diving.

Skive Diving by sweetietweet March 12, 2011

skive 

To avoid work but still appearing as though you are doing something.

Like I am doing now.

skive by The Charming but Unproductive one May 13, 2005

Skive off 

To skip or play hooky

Let’s skive off school and get McDonalds!

Skive off by woahdicks February 6, 2018