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Shitzopherenia 

fear of taking a big-ass shit and never coming out of the bathroom again.
"OMG! I can't go to the bathroom! I have Shitzopherenia!"

or

"I can't eat those beans, i have Shitzopherenia!"
Shitzopherenia by natasha c. April 29, 2008

Shitzophrenia 

Multiple shit personalities.
Are you an angry shitter? Do you find yourself expressing multiple personalities while emptying your bowels? You may be suffering from shitzophrenia.
Shitzophrenia by Wsop01 February 15, 2010

Skeetzophrenia 

A person or thing that Ejaculates a lot in public and sees no problem with it. A person or thing with Skeetzophrenia will normally masturbate for the majority of the day, and they will try to get other people to do the same thing. They will normally say they are trying to bring peace to the world by doing this and ease racial/species/class tensions. It has normally been used for just males who masturbate most the day, since females cant skeet, or at least its more like a squirt when females do it. Recently females have been added to the definition though.

Scientists are baffled at this new phenomenon, although it has been going on since the 1950s, but on a much smaller scale. The only explanation that the government and scientists have is that these people suffer from a severe mental illness. Some scientists think that it may be a special kind of Schizophrenia, or possibly an odd symptom of it. However, most these people dont show any of the other signs of Schizophrenia. People with this disorder will often say: "Its the only way to fly". People with this disorder are commonly called "Skeetzo".
Peewee Herman is rumored to have a minor case of Skeetzophrenia.

Avg Guy: "So...while were waiting for the train your just gonna masturbate...okay then(sarcastic)."
Skeetzo: (While masturbating) "Hey chill bra, this is my way of life okay? its not my fault that Im superior to you muggles, you can join me if you want."
Avg Guy: "Yeah...Im gonna have to pass...."
Skeetzo: "Your loss bra, Your loss"
(Dutch Schizo aka Goldmember walks past with a bowl of melted gold, and a paranoid look in his eye, he stares at Skeetzos member)
Dutch Schizo: (Talking to Avg Guy about Skeetzo) "Hey Guy, can I paint his Yoo-hoo gold? its kind of my thing, you know"
Avg Guy: (Moves in his power chair over to Schizo) "HOW BOUT NO, You Crazy Dutch Bastard!!!"

Skipzophrenia 

The medical inability to allow a music playlist to run it's course without skipping many tracks every few songs. Widely acknowledged by doctors to be a natural signal that you need to invest in new music/lay off the juice.
One man to another:

Man#1 "Woah man, your msn keeps changing what song you're on every 3 seconds. My eyes are beginning to hurt."''

Man#2 "I'm sorry . I just can't seem to settle on any one song anymore, I think I'm developing skipzophrenia."

Man#3 "Dude, you need to get some new music. Want the latest prodigy album?"

shitzophrenic 

when you have a bad fart thinking you crapped your pants but, when you check your pants nothing is there!
Dude, that fart was gnarly i might be shitzophrenic let me check!
shitzophrenic by Wienerkid March 1, 2009

shizophrenia 

you spelled schizophrenia wrong retard...
actually i spelled it wrong first too...

me: hey is it....shizofenia? shisophrenria?

shizophrenia?

larry the lobster: schizophrenia....
shizophrenia by Kay Ay Zee Eye August 19, 2010